About Noticer World

A serious humor operation run by clay creatures

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🎬3xWeekly doses of clay
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πŸ“°47Absurd headlines generated
πŸ‘οΈβˆžThings left to notice
🎬3xWeekly doses of clay
😴1Tired mascot
πŸ“°47Absurd headlines generated
πŸ‘οΈβˆžThings left to notice
🎬3xWeekly doses of clay
😴1Tired mascot

What We're Noticing

Noticer World is an ever-growing universal humor magazine built for the new era. We blend global comedy, personal observation, and Web3 culture into a constantly evolving universe of absurdity. Think of us as your friendly neighborhood observers of the weird, the wonderful, and the "wait, did that actually happen?"

"We're not just making content. We're building a shared language for noticing the absurd. Also, we really like clay."

β€” The Noticer, probably

The Noticer Show is our flagship production: a three-times-a-week clay-cast show that notices the absurd, the strange, and the painfully funny. From crypto chaos to everyday oddities, we observe what everyone sees but nobody says.

The "Team"

(Real job titles may vary)

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Chief Noticing Officer

Stares at things professionally

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Head of Clay Operations

Makes sure nothing dries out

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Chaos Coordinator

Organizes the unorganizable

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Vibe Consultant

Checks if it's giving what it needs to give

Humor Γ— Web3⚑

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Multi-Chain Comedy

We exist across chains because humor is universal. Ethereum, Solana, Base... wherever there's a community being weird, we're there to notice it.

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Community-Owned Humor

The future of entertainment is collaborative. Noticers don't just consume. They contribute, own, and shape what we create together.

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Onchain Archives

Our best observations live forever on the blockchain. Memes, characters, and moments preserved for future generations of Noticers.

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Degen-Friendly

We speak the language. Rug pulls, airdrops, and gas fees are all fair game. If it's happening in Web3, we're noticing it.

The Grand Planβ„’

(Written in crayon, legally binding, probably)

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πŸ₯š The Squish

Hatching the Blob

a.k.a. 'Phase 1' for the serious people

We rolled out of the oven, still warm and slightly confused. The first clay characters opened their eyes and immediately started noticing things.

Achievement unlocks:

βœ…Website emerged from the clay pit
βœ…First 10 episodes (mostly coherent)
βœ…Found 47 people who 'get it'
βœ…Coffee budget: exceeded
β–Ό Click to expand
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🌱 The Stretch

Growing Arms

Currently flailing

We're reaching across chains like a clay octopus learning to swim. Some limbs are longer than others. We're figuring it out.

Achievement unlocks:

⬜NFT collection (actual art, we promise)
⬜Cross-chain noticing protocolβ„’
βœ…Guest Noticers (bribery involved)
⬜Learn what 'multichain' actually means
β–² Click to collapse
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πŸ—³οΈ The Blob Council

Democracy, But Silly

What could go wrong?

Giving governance power to a community of people who notice absurd things. This definitely won't result in voting on whether water is wet.

Achievement unlocks:

⬜Governance token (probably called $NOTICE)
⬜Vote on show topics (chaos ensues)
⬜Treasury (filled with memes)
⬜Accidentally create a cult
β–Ό Click to expand
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🌍 World Domination

The Final Form

But make it cozy

Global expansion but in a chill way. Noticer academies in every timezone. Merchandise that's actually comfortable. Events where we just... notice things together.

Achievement unlocks:

⬜Shows in 47 languages (including Klingon)
⬜Noticer plushies that judge you
⬜IRL meetups (snacks provided)
⬜World peace (via humor)
β–Ό Click to expand

* Roadmap subject to change based on vibes, market conditions, and whether Mercury is in retrograde. Not financial advice. Actually, not advice of any kind. We're made of clay.

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Ready to Start Noticing?

Join the community of Noticers. Submit your observations, follow the show, and become part of something beautifully absurd.